A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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