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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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