He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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