his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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