i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
