worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
