yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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