and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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