Christians are straight up FREAKS
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Two words: blizzard sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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