two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
And the cops told us we were all naked.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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