We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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