I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
