I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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