My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
