honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
