Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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