So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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