Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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