Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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