I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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