did you get engaged???
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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