yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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