What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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