it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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