Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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