would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My pussy is not your playground.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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