It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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