ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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