He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
