its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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