You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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