Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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