Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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