The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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