So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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