covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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