I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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