my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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