I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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