I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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