somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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