Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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