But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
