Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
