census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you didnt know i had herpes?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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