Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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