dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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