i barfeds in our rink
is wine microwaveable?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Randomize
