It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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