dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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