i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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