I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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