problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
