You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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