True but thats because hes a fetus.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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