on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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